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admin Site Admin				Posts: 731 Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Location: my dining room

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:44 am
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A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well,
son, there are three kinds of breasts.

In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
50, they are like onions".

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s
and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it
is like a Christmas tree".

"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
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SUPERMUM Site Admin				Posts: 1296 Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Location: SURREY

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:53 am
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Good one!!
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sexysue11 MEMBER				Posts: 1004 Joined: 23 Jun 2006 Location: epsom surrey

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:32 pm
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Thats was good i liked that one q27

love suzanne xxxxxxxx
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nutty moo moo MEMBER				Posts: 23 Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Location: surrey

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:02 pm
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very good like that

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insane mum of 3 Site Admin				Posts: 3407 Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Location: surrey

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:16 pm
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xx
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Annelouise4 MEMBER				Posts: 771 Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Location: surrey

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:19 pm
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like that one lol

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mum of 4 monsters MEMBER				Posts: 283 Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Location: surrey

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:04 pm
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Ha ha thats a good one like it alot!!!!!! q15

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